SALE! Last One - Now 6 DoLLarS MATURE-Freak Out ... Black Cotton Tee Sizes Small

Shipping to United States: Free
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Was $20, now $6! ... plus an additional 10% Cyber Week discount!

Our parody of a classic WWII propaganda poster, initially produced by Britain’s Ministry of Information in 1939 at the onset of World War II. The original poster read: “KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON” (bad advice!) and was intended as a "last case scenario" to be used only should the Nazis succeed in invading Britain.
We couldn’t help ourselves!

Hand printed, Hungry Knife original design on a 100% cotton t-shirt!

This listing is for sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL and 3XL.
Please refer to the size chart in the third image.
Contact us for larger sizes or kids sizes.

Postage charges will be adjusted for multiple shirt purchases.

Your patronage directly supports our artist collective ...MUCHO GRACIAS!


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Shipping from United States

We ship via USPS for domestic and international orders.

Orders within the US:
T-shirts, desert flowers, totes, keychains and jewelry are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.
USPS Priority Mail usually delivers in 2-3 business days.
USPS will provide you with tracking information.

Buttons, postcards, stickers and patches are shipped via USPS First Class.
USPS First Class usually delivers in 5-7 business days.
There is no tracking information on items shipped via USPS First Class.

Orders outside the US:
All international orders are shipped via USPS First Class International.
USPS First Class International typical delivers within 10-15 business days but can take longer due to delays at customs leaving the US or entering your country.

International orders of T-shirts, Desert Flowers, totes, keychains and jewelry will receive tracking information.
International orders of buttons, postcards, stickers and patches will NOT receive tracking information.

International deliveries may be subject to import taxes, customs duties, and/or fees imposed by the destination country. The buyer is responsible for any fees at destination.
We do our best to get your order shipped quickly and securely but we are not responsible for any unforseen delays with USPS.
USPS Priority packages are insured for their value up to $50. Contact us for additional insurance for orders over $50.

Shipping specifics are provided on every product listing.
Send a convo if you need faster a shipping option or if you have shipping questions.

All jewelry items are sent in a gift box with a pretty ribbon.
If you are sending a gift, we’ll happy to include a note from you.
Gift wrap is available on some items, convo us to discuss.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 21 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

Items must be returned in new condition.
T-shirts and bags that have been worn or washed are not eligible for return.


Wholesale inquires welcome, send us a convo for more info.

Reviews (4)


It's great, will wear this one with pride Sean

Amazing transaction! Great service!

Yessss! indeed.

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